01 Hey You, Sitting In That Corner, Fuck Off

02 I Hacked Nickelodeon And Now Children Are Watching Complete Bullshit

03 Do I Look Like I Would Give A Fuck About Your A+ In Biology?

04 Chernobyl Is Safe, Trust Me, I Only Got Leukemia

05 Jesus Is Very Difficult To Understand

06 Why Are There Lizard People In My House?

07 Trying To Fuck A Cow In A Jar

08 Your Grandma’s Ashes Taste Terrific

09 I Jacked Off 50 Times Today

10 The Sky Has A Hole In It, Totally Normal

11 What Is An STD? Some Kind Of Medicine?

12 Breaking Bones At Home 101